The Zero’s game
The Net Zero Dithyrambs
Each month, dinner for two for the first person to solve the mystery behind our monthly dithyramb.
The instructions
This dithyramb, outlandish once again, comes — once again — from a film, inviting you to unveil the name of the character it speaks of.
It is a film where there are good guys, bad guys, very bad guys, and things happen. And there is one man who suffers above all others.
We want the first name and surname(s) of the sufferer.
This month’s dithyramb
The Sufferer
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in the fatuous one admired by Woodyswift, tirelesssurprisingly tirelesschasing the white, red and thunderoh, brother!nothing is real, it all seems a dreamsweet disappearancebitter awakeningoh, brother!a maker of flagsgreen and angrya maker of liberatorsoh, brother!chasing the Mulleton the steel horse, red and furyremember, draw, seekoh, brother!may the force be with you
First name and surname(s) of the sufferer
How to take part
- The first to get it right wins dinner for two at The Net Zero Wine Bar (date of your choice, July or August 2026).
- One answer per person, sent by email.
- You must follow @thenetzerowinebar on Instagram to take part.
- The dithyramb is renewed at the start of the following month.