The Zero’s game
The Net Zero Dithyrambs
Each month, dinner for two for the first person to solve the mystery behind our monthly dithyramb.
The instructions
This dithyramb, cinematic like the ones before it, sings not to one but to two. What it sings is a friendship, and friendships come in pairs.
You must give the first name and surname of both characters. Both of them: one alone is not enough.
Answer by filling in the form below.
The first person to get it right will have dinner for two at the ZERO, a bottle of RUUUTS included, in September or October 2026.
This month’s dithyramb
You Knew It All Along
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Oh, brother Hsilent, slippery, singer and whistleryou moved the drama alongin the great citiesof specialty coffeeguilty and penitentoh, Hfour failures are a lotOh, brother Henemy of industrial sugars,of Britt pop and of the powerful,of butlers, energy barsand wicked chocolatesrun, jump, fly!Count the timeCount the coinsBreak the barriersoh, brother HSit like Forrestwith JennyWhistle, sing, counthandcuffs, ropesslide downwho needs Switzerland?oh, brother Hall right, you could not saveLeonardobut… would you rather be Clint?or have Nicolas after you?or how about Ewan?Oh, brother Hthe answer is not on Googlemaybe it is on Bingthe answer to this nonsenseis youand your friendbecause friendshipcomes in pairsand friends,even when they sing badly,are loved just the same
How to take part
- Answer by filling in the form right below the dithyramb.
- One answer per person: if you send several, only the first one counts.
- The winner is whoever sends the exact string first. We confirm it by email.
- Dinner for two, with a bottle of RUUUTS included, is to be enjoyed in September or October 2026.
- You must follow @thenetzerowinebar on Instagram; we check it before handing over the prize.
- The dithyramb is renewed at the start of the following month.